This------->
is the women's restroom for the lounge at the bowling alley where we do karaoke most Friday nights. It's a one stall -one sink deal. Not much room as you can see.This was my vantage point Friday night as I entered.
Except I could not see that sink.
Why?
Because some fairly drunk chick was sitting in it------ peeing.
And when I say sitting in it I mean just that--she was not hovering she was hunkered down. When she saw me she laughed and jumped down and said "I'm sorry. I really had to go!" and started yanking up her jeans. Her friend in the stall was laughing so hard she was snorting.
I just shook my head and smiled and something benign and they left.
I can guarantee you I did not wash my hands.
Thank god for hand sanitizer.
The rest of the story is that Brad dubbed her "Pee Girl". She kept coming by the table to make comments and say hi.
I guess she thought it a bonding experience.
So if you are headed out for some St. Patrick's Day festivities I'd be sure to pack some hand sanitizer.
You never know when Pee Girl will strike next.
You never know when Pee Girl will strike next.
Smooches and some sanitized gropes babies. Erin Go Bragh!
28 comments:
Well, I suppose it's better than a puddle on the floor, but....
I never thought I would ever think of the sentence, "Someone might have peed in that sink, you know. Maybe you should just wipe your hands with some clean toilet paper."
If I told you that maybe there was a time or two when you would have called me Pee Girls would you think poorly of me?
i'm staying in today... just like new years eve, st patty's day is 'amateur night'...
I think this would be the one time that not washing your hands would be a-okay!
This is my first time coming to your blog (via Avitable)... and WOW... you handled that quite well. Both Pee Girl and Avitable. But seriously, WHO PEES IN A SINK. Well, besides Pee girl. How insane.
Maybe I will just stay home... unless I catch a kid in the sink???
Too bad you didn't have your camera when she was doing it. That shit coulda gone viral.
Well, at least she didn't break the counter top!
If sharing urine is not a bonding experience, what is?
Was she hot? Cheers TB!!
Ewwww...
This is why I feel so OLD when I go out anymore!!!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
Um, yeah...
You know, I'm so glad I'm 20-something anymore.
And that's why I don't use public bathrooms.
You make the bestest friends at that bowling alley!
Note to self: bring hand wipes in handbag on Karaoke night... and no peeing in the sink on Karaoke night...
EEEEWWWWWW! I've been known to barge into the men's room during moments of long lines and extreme desperation. But the sink? Oh. Hell. No.
The only thing funnier would have been to snap a pic of her peeing, blocking out her face with black bar or pixelated.
I guess if you've got to go, you gotta go, but that's a bit much.
Ohmygodohmygodohmygod, OH. MY. GOD.
Those of you who are staying at the house the Friday before the party will be at the bar with us. And at some point you will probably need to use the bathroom. Just sayin' :)
I kinda liked her. She was semi-hot, drunk, and obviously slutty. What was not to like?
And they say guys are disgusting.
If we go there when I'm down there in June, remind me not to use the sink, k?
Takes all kinds I guess...
I once peed in the janitor's sink at BGSU -- in a girl's dorm.
As I stood there I thought back to a few weeks prior, when a friend of mine was wetting my hair (for a cut) in the janitor's sink at one of Miami's girls' dorms.
if i have to pee, one of you fuckers is watching the door so that no drunk bitches pee in the sink while i am using the pot.
Lynda: I could have stepped around a puddle--plus there is a drain!
Pandora: Hand sanitizer!
Dana: Nope but I might have posted about it*grinning*
daisyfae: True but it can be a blast.
kapgar: So true!
LinR.: Welcome--thank you and I KNOW!
Cheesy: I'm sure your kids are much better behaved.
Dawg: And the BB Storm takes great video!! She was little
Grant: I figured you would know about that.
Matty: Relatively speaking she could have been had I not seen her peeing in the sink.
Sybil: I didn't feel old--just smarter.
Finn: I didn't do it when I was 20--now a horse stall--that's a different matter.
Avi: Like that's reason.
Bond: She is not my friend!
Dutchy: I got you covered on the first one and now I'm a little worried about the second one;-)
CMGD: Oh I've taken over a men's room before--that's what you do.
Marty: I wish I had a pic.
Faiqa: ZOMG
Brad: She wasn't buddying up to you though--it was me she was after
Trav: You don't know the half of it.
Shelli: Oh we are going and I will make sure they clean it.
Songbird: I could do without that one.
Delmer: Did you imagine you were possibly peeing on your own head?
Hello: LOL---We'll put twinkle twat on that detail
She didn't hover? How unladylike.
Luckily I don't visit the ladies, although blokes do have a habit of piddling all over the floor and you can't help but stand in that sometimes.
Anndi: She was down in that bowl like a bean bag chair. Cow.
Loz: Oh I know--but this was just beyond the pale.
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