An Ode To Joy

Hey y'all

Welcome to my 400th post.

I had something completely different ready for today but yesterday I looked at the number and thought I'd make a change. My life is all about that right now. And it's so very difficult. But I know it will be worth it.

I've never been a person who has had things fall into place easily. I've always had to work hard for what I've wanted in life.

I've always understood that aspect of the universe---that out of pain and effort can come indescribable beauty and joy.

Miss Kyra has unwittingly helped me along here with her letter to her son Owen on his fifth birthday. She touchingly relates the dichotomy of the suffering she endured for him to be born with the sheer delight of being his mom and the special bond they have.


And while I hate it that anyone has to suffer I'm eternally grateful that despite --or maybe because of--- his troubles ---Van Gogh left us this....

Van Gogh painted this most famous image---Starry Night ----while he was in an asylum at Saint-Remy in 1889. I have never seen despair in that image--I always see beauty and joy.

Maybe it's just me but I don't think so---I'm a positive person but I'm no 'pollyanna'. I just think that life should be lived and that I never want a day to go by where I don't remember to stop and let the simple joy of being wash over me ---even if it's for a brief moment.

I've prattled on several times over the 400 posts I've put up here about how I have this freely associative mind (geez it's sure on display here!) and a soundtrack running in my head all the time.

And when I use the word joy or hear it----the 'Ode to Joy' is what plays in my head. After I saw the movie Immortal Beloved I was given a visual for that exhilarating and beautiful piece of music.

I marvel at how someone suffering so greatly could create such an uplifting and exuberantly positive work. By the time Beethoven completed The Ninth Symphony (Chorale) in 1823 he was completely deaf.


After reaching a level of acceptance about his deafness Beethoven wrote:

"Free me of only half this affliction and I shall be a complete,
mature man. You must think of me as being as happy as it is
possible to be on this earth - not unhappy. No! I cannot endure
it. I will seize Fate by the throat. It will not wholly conquer
me!

Oh, how beautiful it is to live - and live a thousand times over!"




I don't know if I'm making sense here and I'm not really worried about that. I just wanted to post this. It brings me joy.

Smooches and some joyous gropes!!

We're Talking Quid Pro Quo Babies

Hey y'all

That's right----tonight at 8 PM on my BlogTalkRadio show TurnbabyTalks we return to the fun little question and answer session that I like to call Quid Pro Quo.

Even though the premise is simple---you call in and ask me a question and I have to answer and I get to do the same with you--- these shows have been incredibly diverse in the questions and answers. The first show I did that ran 90 minutes was because of Quid Pro Quo.


You can check it out by clicking that lovely button at the top of this post. You can call in and play along by dialing 646-716-8102. You can ask questions in chat but it's difficult to keep up with both so your best bet is to call in. The chat is a blast all on it's own so be sure to register and join in.

As always if you can't listen live you can hear all of my archived shows by clicking the player in my sidebar. If you do please take a second and show me some love by rating the show.


Immediately following my show I will be the special guest on The Kyra Sutra at 9:30 ET. There is no telling the kind of mischief the two of us will come up with--it's a must listen.


I'd normally remind you to tune in at 7 PM for Mr. Fabulous Pointless Drive Live but he's had to cancel tonight's show for personal reasons. He'll be back next Sunday at a special time ---6 PM to 8 PM ---for the big honkin' Duets Show!! You don't want to miss it!

There's even more radio goodness with Hilly and her ultra special guest Dave at 6 PM--be sure to check them out!

I hope you all can make it.

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UPDATE

WOOOOOOOOOOOOO


Smooches and gropes babies!

If I Were

Hey y'all

In keeping with my new resolve I bring you this fun Meme I snagged from Sanni at It's Sanni-licious. Saturday seemed a good time to do this one as my brain is not recovered from the week that was yet and this was easy to do.

If I were a direction I’d be… South

If I were furniture I’d be… A Featherbed

If I were a liquid I’d be… Honey

If I were a sin I’d be… Lust*giggle* Yeah --I know--who'd have guessed

If I were a gem/stone I’d be… Pearl.

If I were a metal I’d be… Silver.

If I were a tree I’d be… Chestnut.

If I were a fruit I’d be… a fresh fig, perfectly ripe.

If I were a flower I’d be… a rose.

If I were weather I’d be… sunshine, warm and inviting.

If I were a music instrument I’d be… a piano.

If I were an element I’d be… fire.

If I were a colour I’d be… ocean blue.

If I were an animal I’d be… a purring cat.

If I were a sound I’d be… waves gently breaking on the shore.

If I were a lyric I’d be… “All we need is Love"

If I were a song I’d be…Crazy Love--Van Morrison.

If I were a music type I’d be… really good warm jazz.

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… por amour by Clarins.

If I were a feeling I’d be… euphoria.

If I were a book I’d be…In The Garden Of Good And Evil--John Berendt

If I were food I’d be… watermelon.

If I were a city I’d be… Charleston, South Carolina USA.

If I were a taste I’d be… delectable.

If I were a scent I’d be… roses and jasmine.

If I were a word I’d be… luscious.

If I were a verb I’d be… giggle.

If I were an object I’d be… pillow.

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… a favorite pair of jeans.

If I were a body part I’d be… a breast!

If I were an facial expression I’d be… a smile

If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Jessica Rabbit--"I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way".

If I were a movie I’d be… Love, Actually

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… a circle.

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… summer.

If I were a sentence I’d be… You are welcome sugar.

Hmmmm I haven't tagged anyone in a while----I think I'll tag Anndi, Travis, Shiny, Dixie, Metalmom and Bond.....and anyone else who'd like to play;-)

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Be sure to tune in tomorrow night to TurnbabyTalks at 8 PM on BlogTalkRadio. I am doing Quid Pro Quo and you don't wanna miss it!

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And UGH I am actually put in the position of rooting for U of L to win today--no way do I root for UNC--unless they are playing Duke ;-)


Smooches and some lazy Saturday gropin' babies!

Robert De Niro's Waiting

Hey y'all

Thank god it is FINALLY FRIDAY!! What a long week and month--it's seemed to drag. Maybe it's because for the first time in such a long time I've wanted time to fly;-)


If you missed it you should scroll down and check out mah Half Nekkid Thursday entry for this week. It's been quite popular and the lovely Vixen has featured me in her weekly review of HNT favorites! And I've had a buttload of comments and traffic. Sex sells ---who knew? *giggle*


As usual I have some fun for you to start your weekend babies. I used to go to the movies ALL of the time. It was my favorite escape---sneaking off in the late afternoon to a darkened theater where I could let everything else go for a couple of hours. I stopped a while back for some complicated reasons but I miss it--very much.

Seems like I not the only one who enjoys it.

--Bananarama--Robert De Niro's Waiting Talking Italian






Sparkling ear candy just perfect for a Friday-----yup.

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Be sure to tune in Sunday night at 8 PM for another round of Quid Pro Quo on TurnbabyTalks, my BlogTalkRadio show. It's a fun and popular 'game' where you get to ask me any question and I have to answer and then---ala Dr. Lecter and Clarice---I get to do the same to you. Are you game?

Ooooo and check out this cool article about BTR in The Washington Post!

Smooches and buttery movie popcorn gropes babies!!!

Thursday Edition No. 2

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Purrrr

Smooches and gropes babies.

And I'm Gonna Get Me Some Happy

Hey y'all

Once I get an earworm going---especially one this strong---there is nothing to do except satisfy it. The thing about this particular earworm is that --to me-- it's inextricably linked to the video. And that's a good thing because I don't recall a video being more visually pleasing while being so evocative. The lyric slays me--not for the literal tale of the 'boy caught in the bad ole music biz'--- but for the dichotomy of breaking free of the bad parts of something but still having faith in the something as a whole. Or something like that;-)

Oh and BLESS the soul who found this and put it on YouTube--it's the full length version---you can watch it over and over *giggle* and see cool little bits you might have missed before.

Anyway babies---especially Miss Hilly--here you go--George Michael--Freedom 90





We all deserve to get us some happy.

Smooches and groooooopppppees!(Christy Turlington RAWR!)

Flying Your Freak Flag

Hey y'all


As noted here before I'm a big fan of The Urban Dictionary. I subscribe to the word of the day which drops a new urban slang term complete with user definition into my mailbox. This was Friday's word.


Urban Word of the Day
www.urbandictionary.com

March 21, 2008: freak flag

A characteristic, mannerism, or appearance of a person, either subtle
or overt, which implies unique, eccentric, creative, adventurous or
unconventional thinking.

David Crosby refers to long hair as a freak flag in his song Almost Cut
My Hair. "I feel like letting my freak flag fly."

Movie Character Ben compliments Meredith in The Family Stone, "You have
a freak flag...you just don't fly it."

I love that line---considering over the past week I've feel that I've raised my freak flag up just a little higher with my participation in Mr. Fabulous' Cleavage Contest and my first foray into Half Nekkid Thursdays. I also did a guest post for Kyra last Thursday that was a little steamy. Of course it's not the first time I've shared some words of passion and pleasure here.

When I was younger I was like a lot of girls--trying to fit into an image someone else ascribed for me and rather miserable about it. I'll flesh that out another day. Now I relish being different--it's wonderful to be myself ---an intelligent, sexy, geeky, passionate, naughty dork.

Quite honestly I think the mere existence of my blog is a giant freak flag. It's not the weirdest or funniest or steamiest blog out there but that's not the point. It's my weird--my funny-- my steamy ---my own little take on the world and a place I get to share how I see things through my unique filters.

I feel sorry for the folks who just can't let themselves accept what and who they really are. You see it blow up in their faces time and again. You see it in the frantic and tortured behaviors and soulless eyes of people who just keep it bottled up and hidden away so that they will appear always and ever 'normal'.

So yeah--I'm flying my freak flag proudly babies. How about you?

Smooches and some freaky little gropes*giggling*

TurnbabyTalks Live Trivia Round 4

UPDATE:

The Winner Sunday night was Somewhere in Vegas, with MetalMom second and Kyra third. a LOT of fun and great competition.

Hey y'all


It's Live Trivia again on TurnbabyTalks at 8 PM ET on BlogTalkRadio. There are prizes for the top three finishers.


You can join in the fun by clicking the button at the top of this post. The call in number to play is 646-716-8102. You can play if you are in chat but there is a delay so your chances of winning are slim but you can surely have a ton of fun.


If you can't listen live you can always hear any of my shows by clicking the player in my sidebar.


Tonight at 7 PM Mr. Fabulous is joined by Karl of Secondhand Tryptophan on Pointless Drivel Live. All I can say is when these two get going you had better stand back--and considering Fabby's distinguished guest list that is saying something.


And following my show Kyra will get personal on The Kyra Sutra at 9:30 PM. It's never a given what will happen so be sure to tune in.


I hope you all can make it!


Oh and---cause i just have to....


I've seen this all over and everytime I see it I literally LOL

I giggle when I think about--yeah I'm a dork that way.



Smooches and chocolate smeared gropes babies!!

Thursday Edition No. 1

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Wall of Shoe-Do

Hey y'all

I finally had to reckon with the utter chaos reigning in my closets. So after about a week of putting things together and sorting and re-arranging I finally have the main closet organized. As a result I ended up with a wall of shoes--is that a bad thing? *giggling*

I couldn't fit everything into the photo so I made a little vlog in which I am a tad tipsy and cuss a little more than normal. I blame it on the dolphins;-)







I leave you with the inspiration for the name--it stuck in my head as soon as I put the shoes on the shelves. Stan Ridgeway is nothing if not interesting to watch when he sings.




Smooches and gropes babies!

A Little More Action

Hey y'all


I had a fabulous conversation last night on my show TurnbabyTalks with my special guest Alan Levy, co-founder and CEO of BlogTalkRadio.

We discussed a wide range of topics about BlogTalkRadio--it's origins, diversity and where we both would like to see things go and different ways that can happen. It was such an engaging interaction.

I for one have a much greater appreciation about the difficulty involved in what he is trying to do and the effort he and his staff make. I've bitched about the technical difficulties but they are being resolved and are less each week. The effort that Alan and John made to reach out and deal positively with this issue really impressed me. I want to thank them both again.

I didn't read it but the chat was full and I have a feeling it got quite rowdy in there.

Alan also stayed to play a little Quid Pro Quo, as did John Sweet , Shiny and all the way from Scotland----TopChamp!

All in all I think the show was one of the most positive discussions of a serious topic that I've had in a while. And of course there were giggles and laughs--it is MY show after all ;-). If you'd like to hear it just click on the player in my sidebar.

Another good thing that's come of it is that I've found and joined a new creative community at cultvault. You should check it out.

Don't forget babies it's Round Four of the TurnbabyTalks Trivia Challenge this Sunday! Yeah I know it's Easter --you should have all the Peeps microwaved by 8 PM ;-)

Smooches and gropes babies.

A Happy Medium

Hey y'all


Tonight on TurnbabyTalks at 8 PM ET I'll be joined by Alan Levy ---the founder and CEO of BlogTalkRadio. That's Alan with Mr. Fabulous in Vegas.

We are going to talk about what happened last week with Kyra's show---not as a re-hash of that---because there is no need to do that. Instead I plan on using it as a jumping off point in a discussion about how he intends to preserve the unique and diverse quality of BlogTalkRadio with an understandable desire to make it financially successful.


One of the many awesome aspects of BlogTalkRadio is that YOU--that's right babies ---YOU can all join us. You can listen by clicking that lovely button at the top of this post. You can CALL IN at 646-716-8102. The chat will be hopping I am sure and you can submit questions there or you can email me before hand. I won't be checking emails during the show y'all so the cut off for them is 7 PM.

If you can't join us live you can always listen to all of my archived shows by clicking the player in my sidebar. When you do please do me a a solid and rate the show!


You can get warmed up for my show by tuning in at 7 PM to Pointless Drivel Live where my BTR partner Mr. Fabulous will once again take on an 18 year old for 60 minutes when he is joined by his co-host for the evening, Amanda. He is so gonna need a B12 shot*giggling* cause immediately following my show he'll then co-host Kyra's show at 9:30 PM ET. I think we are talking about knitting this week.


And to get you REALLY warmed up be sure to log in early and join Hilly and her guest Chelle on SnackieRadio at 6 PM. Chelle specializes in getting shows knocked off the air so this is one you don't want to miss (kidding sugar!)


Sunday is BlogTalkRadio night in our little neck of the blogosphere babies--hope to see you there.

Smooches and gropes babies!!

You Can Leave Your Hat On

Hey y'all

I've got a lot going on today so bear with me. It's a gray rainy Friday here but I don't care--I'm laughing at the clouds*Cheshire Cat Grin*

Okay I know *giggling* I'll shut up and get on with things already.

Please be sure to join me Sunday at 8 PM on my BlogTalkRadio show TurnbabyTalks. After the mess last Sunday night on Kyra's show In comments on Mr. Fabulous' broadcast follow up post I invited Alan Levy---the CEO of BlogTalkRadio---onto my show. He accepted. So Sunday night at 8 PM join us to discuss what happened and how he plans on keeping BTR interesting and diverse while making it a worthwhile business enterprise. Even if you are not a BTR host this should be worth your time as we will touch on the wide variety of expectations and interactions of the platform provider, the advertisers, the hosts and the listeners in this globally enjoyed medium.

See babies I really do have a law degree--who else could tell you "Hey it's gonna be a good time" using that many big words.

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I found the photos of these two guys ----Mac and Buford--- on the side of a milk carton.

It said they'd been missing about 31 days from a Bagwine Ohio home. Any ideas?





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And because it's Friday and because I can.......


Enjoy;-)




This is the entire clip from 9 1/2 Weeks. NSFW *giggling*




Smooches and gropes babies!!

You Know You Want It

Hey y'all


The indubitable Matt-Man of Bagwine Ruminations is TEN days away from ending his meatless Lent. I thought I'd remind him what he has to look forward to in TEN DAYS!!

Spam done just right--nicely crisped in an iron skillet --YUM







I snagged the Spam photos from a way cool blog called The Food Pornographer. Don't go hungry cause you will absolutely be slain if you do.


Of course a nice Pizza would be yummy----just give me the location of your Donato's Matty and a Serious Meat Lover's can be there in 30 to 45 minutes ;-)





Or maybe a thick juicy burger would be more to your liking






Bacon tots!!! I got them from this blog--Bacon Unwrapped--where you can find the recipe. It's AWESOME!!



Who doesn't love ingenuity---here's a way to get a "Big Mac" for $1.00---





They don't call me sweet evil thing for nothing;-)


Smooches and yummy greasy fingered gropes babies!!!

You Lift Me Up

Hey y'all

I opened my mail today to find this from the folks at The Rising Blogger. My post from Saturday titled The Last Goodbye is responsible for me being named The Rising Blogger of The Day.


If you are not familiar with the site I hope you'll check them out. Here's how they describe what they are trying to do with this site and award

""Welcome to The Rising Blogger! We are different from other “Blog of the Day” sites because we award your POSTS, not your blogs. Your winning post could be from any day, of any month. The Rising Blogger simply awards authors that are insightful, creative, interesting, funny or original. One reader described our blog: “Your blog is like ‘A Mini Blogosphere’ where you get the feel of people’s blogs both visually and creatively.”"


My post was nominated by Mimi Lenox, a very talented writer who wrote a very beautiful and touching comment about my post.


It's funny---I wrote that post but held onto it trying to decide about publishing it. In the end it was the encouragement of my friend that assured me that it was time to tell that story. And just as his courage lifted me then, your appreciation of him and his gesture lifts me up now. It's amazing how supportive and wonderful your friends can be if you let them.


Thanks again to y'all at Rising Blogger.

I'll be by with my nomination---it's quite an easy choice really.

Smooches and Gropes babies.

A Simple Thank You

Hey Y'all

I want to extend my heartfelt gratitude to all y'all who gave of your time to help make a wonderful birthday celebration on TurnbabyTalks for our awesome friend Mr. Fabulous.


Those that pay attention know that Fabby is an extremely giving person. He's the first to help and is generous with his talent, time, knowledge and encouragement.

And I'm very happy we could give a little back.

So to all those who called in or listened thank you so much. I think it was my highest actual live listener count to date.


And to Adam, Britt, Hilly, Janna, Kyra and Shelli---Y'all RAWK!! Thank you so much for your contributions for the show. I could not have pulled it off without your efforts. Y'all made it a great time!

SMOOCHES AND GROPES BABIES!!

Absolutely Fabulous!

Hey y'all

Tonight on TurnbabyTalks on BlogTalkRadio at 8 PM ET I am joined by the incomparable Mr. Fabulous as we celebrate his birthday a day early.


He'll be fresh off 60 minutes of his own show Pointless Drivel Live where he will have been drooling and man crushing on his co-host Dave2 of Blogography. He ought to be whipped into a frenzy by the time I get a hold of him.*giggling*


You can join in the fun by clicking on that lovely button at the top of this post. The number to call in and share your own birthday message for Fabby is 646-716-8102. You can also share your wishes in the live chat where things get pretty wild and wooly.

As always if you can't make it you can listen to the show in archives by clicking on the player in my sidebar. be a love and give me some stars if you do ;-)


We'll do some Fabby Quid Pro Quo and if he's feeling up to it maybe even a little "Stump The Band" . I'm doing his show on my actual birthday so I know that turn about could be pretty interesting *grin* And there are a few surprises in store thanks to some unbelievably cool folks and maybe the dolphins.


Sunday is big time BTR radio day y'all. Fabby has a great rundown of the shows here. I will note that following my show at 9:30 is the nocturnal debut of The KyraSutra. Considering Chelle of The Absurdist is her guest that ought to be one steamy show!


I hope y'all can stop by--it should be a great time.


Smooches and gropes babies!!

The Last Goodbye

Hey y'all

I'm a little melancholy after hearing that Patrick Swayze has pancreatic cancer. I know that the news blurbs say he's doing well enough to finish his current projects but who really knows. My experience with this cancer is that it is essentially a vicious killer. I think the official survival rate is 2%.


And I had a lovely friend once.

We'd known each other for a long time as friends. We eventually got our timing right and began dating and had a lot of fun together. We both saw that it wasn't going to develop into a long term thing and we went back to being friends and not lovers. We kept in touch and he always had a kind word, a joke, a big beautiful smile and the warmest hugs for me.


I was sitting in my office one day and my assistant said "D----- is on the phone for you."

This wasn't completely out of the ordinary and I smiled at the thought of talking to him. It had been a while since we'd spoken.

I don't remember how he started the conversation. I do remember that he told me I should close my door.

He told me he had pancreatic cancer and that he wanted to say goodbye to me. I still remember all of the air going out of my lungs like I'd been kicked in the chest.

He was in the hospital and preparing to have a drastic surgery ---one where they would remove everything that's not considered "necessary" in a effort to save his life.

He tried to be upbeat--he did a damn fine job of it too. I got my shit together and held on so we had that one last funny sweet conversation.

We told each other "I love you" one last time.

I managed to keep from crying until we hung up and then I couldn't stop for a while.

He suffered horribly after the surgery and died not long after. He was 45 years old and left a wife and two very young daughters behind.


I think of him from time to time--normally a sweet memory---he taught me to make fettuccine carbonara and we shared a love of Van Morrison. We had a lot of great times together.

And occasionally, on days like today, I think first of his bravery and thoughtfulness.
His calling me to say goodbye stands out to me as a singularly noble and gracious act.

It was how he lived his life.

Smooches and gropes babies.

Have A Little Faith

Hey y'all

I've found you some yummy music to send you into the weekend with the one you love. Isn't that a delicious thought, treasure, delight. Mmmmmm oh my--I digress *giggling*

John Hiatt is a favorite and I'm sublimely pleased to see that folks are getting more videos up on YouTube and putting more of his music up in general. I LOVE it!!

Once again babies I'm giving you an audio and video if I can.

This audio of Drive South is awesome!



As is this video---both are live performances.

And while I was searching for other things I found this superb live collaboration between John Hiatt and Robert Cray(purr) doing the Sam & Dave song "When Something Is Wrong With My Baby". This makes me smile all over ;-)

In closing I am leaving you with the amazingly wonderful "Have A Little Faith." When he utters the line "Come here darlin' and from a whisper start to have a little faith in me" I am covered in goosebumps every time ;-). To me it's almost impossible to beat the inherent romance of a man playing piano and singing to his love.

I hope y'all have a great weekend--it promises to be momentous around here. I do believe I have a post in queue for tomorrow*shock* and of course it's the Mr. Fabulous Birthday Extravaganza coming up Sunday on TurnbabyTalks. Too much fun!!

Smooches and gropes babies!!

Yum Oh!!

Hey y'all

Once again--or should I say twice again since I am covering two months with this post ---I have bested Mr. Fabulous in our little trivia contest going on at Stacy's Trivia Challenge on funtrivia.com.

If y'all want to come play we are still at it--both at Stacy's and my very own tourney at TurnbabyTalks Trivia Challenge.

For the January win Fabby provided me with a couple of fine films featuring our mutual crush Clive Owen ----- purrrrrrrr

For the February win I received this AWESOME prize pack--I have to tell you I was blown away with this yummy yummy treat --and no I'm NOT going to eat it Fabby LOL.
These luscious products are hand made by Deb at pand0ras chest. I think she may have a different link for her store--just check it out. I had to try them immediately and all I can say is OMG YUM OH!!!

I really love a hot shower. I have very fair skin so winter is hard on me unless I use a lot of lotion. This soap is so wonderful! Not only is the fragrance perfectly lovely but the feel of the soap on my skin is amazing----lush and luxurious---tantalizing---mmmmmmmmmmmmm And out of the shower my skin is soft and not at all dry or itchy. Oh purrrrrrrr.

You simply MUST check out her stuff. Fabby co-sponsored my live trivia last week on TurnbabyTalks and Pand0ra's soaps were part of the prize. I'm going to make that a regular feature as they are just so delicious.


This worked out as a perfect way to ask this question--when you shower do you use a washcloth, a loofah, one of those mesh scrubby thingies or just your hands? I personally love the feel of my body so it's just me and the water and the soap. If I've been working in the yard and have actual dirt and grime embedded I may grab something to help get that off but other than that I don't use anything except my hands. How about y'all?

Smooches and slippery slidey gropes babies.

So Into You Haiku Redux

Hey y'all

My goodness but this took forever to get back up. You know I adore the haiku posts because you give me the gift of your talents and ---well---I get to use the word 'redux' *giggling*It's just been way out of the ordinary for me babies and big changes are on the horizon. But it's going to be okay. Yes --I know I'm being cryptic.

So without further adieu----



Travis said...

A grin and a wink
Yellow dress caressing curves
Must see her again

At this moment, joy
Passions aflame, igniting
Fire on arid grass

Now I am serene
Bathed in the sweet afterglow
Of a timeless love


TB : Just reading your words
makes me smile and know that truth;
You deserve this now


Matt-Man said...

Spread those legs honey
What do you mean, "who am I?"
I am Matt-Matt, Bitch!!


TB: Ah such profoundness!
I'm guessing that this must be
The Bagwine Credo

Mr. Fabulous said...

Why, I declare, I do believe I am gettin' the vapors!

Hmm...

Thick and lustrous hair
I stroke it so lovingly
She purrs so softly

Her sensuous curves
arouse, excite, entice me
I am overcome


TB: It's so wonderful
This sensual side of you
You've been holding out!




Avitable said...

Don't be so tense, love
Just relax and I'll gently
Put it in your butt

Your smile - like diamonds
How can I match that beauty?
I know. Pearl necklace.

TB: Yes nothing says love
like artfully sprayed semen;
Yet you still must pay?

The Absurdist said...

I suck at haikus. But I can't wait to read everyone else's.

TB: The haiku are fun
and here to entertain you;
No worries sugar

TopChamp said...

I am at work – and realise that sending emails from this address isn’t the wisEST move but haiku-writing calls!



This is as romantic as I get.



I like short welsh men
with brown hair and rugby thighs
You fit perfectly!


Though the hairs may spread
from his cheeks across his NOSE(!)
I love him the same.


TB: Heartfelt expressions
of love that they truly are;
These made me giggle

Kyra Sutra said...

all of these haiku
obviously are written
with Kyra in mind

TB: With Kyra in mind
the words would begin to melt;
seething hot passion

BeckEye said...

I'm so into you
Don't know what I'm gonna do
Got me so confused

Hey, wait a minute...that sounds awfully familiar!

That's a "cover" haiku, for the lazy and uninspired. ;)

TB: It's flattery to
adopt lines of another;
We love cover bands



Shiny said...

And now one for the kiddies:

u put "we hooked up?"
ROFLMAO
i just <3 Facebook!

-- S

TB: One must take care with
important Crackbook status;
Cautionary tale

Pand0ra Wilde said...

Too damned funny, y'all!
Way better than I can do. I'm just not down with the haiku.

TB: Sugar look again
Your words tossed out in comment
Belie your complaint ;-)


metalmom said...

We met as young kids
you charmed me with your shy smile
We're together still

Fingers,lips and tongue
You always touch my secrets
Our passion burns me

Children all grown now
We are alone more often
We can be loud now

TB: Your words amaze me
Sweet erotic and funny
My smile grows wider


Jamie said...

Soft words whispered on
your neck have goose bumps spelling
passion to your toes.


TB: A soft kiss lingers
as skin quivers in delight;
make me moan again




Shew---and --dayum I'm all worked up again *giggling*

If y'all want to leave more haiku you' re welcome to --- you should know by now I can never get enough.


Smooches and gropes babies!!

Ooooo Something Shiny

Hey y'all


Round three of the TurnbabyTalks Live Trivia Challenge was incredible fun.


We had some fierce competition amongst the call in guests. If someone was playing in chat I didn't see it although they sure seemed to be having a party in there. *giggling* And as usual Alan Levy the CEO of BlogTalkRadio snuck in for a little taste of Turnbaby maintaining my status as his guilty pleasure I guess


Ultimately Shiny came out the winner by one over Jester. Third place was Special K narrowly defeating the feisty Miss Kyra. I'll sort the prizes and get them sent out this week. Thanks again to this week's co-sponsor the ever wonderful Mr. Fabulous.

Shiny has a BTR show coming up on Tuesday night at 9 PM that sounds pretty interesting. Jester has joined in the BTR fun with The Jester Show. And Miss Kyra will continue to be a sweet evil thing and follow my show at 9 :30 on Sunday nights with The Kyra Sutra.


This Sunday on TurnbabyTalks I'll be joined by my special guest Mr. Fabulous as we celebrate his birthday one day early. That should be a lot of fun so be sure to check us out on BlogTalkRadio at 8 PM.

Sunday March 16th we'll celebrate St. Patrick's Day with the return of Quid Pro Quo. The general idea is callers get to ask me any question and I must answer. In return I get to ask them any question and they must answer. This was a blast the first time I did it and I'm sure it will be quite popular again so set your reminders.

The next round of trivia will be the week after that.


So Into You Haiku Redux will be up tomorrow---it's been a hectic weekend babies.

Smooches and gropes!

TurnbabyTalks Live Trivia Challenge Round 3

Hey y'all

Tonight we have round three of the TurnbabyTalks Live Trivia Challenge at 8 PM ET on BlogTalkRadio. The competition has been fun and fierce so far. We've had two different winners --Miss Britt in week one and then Metalmom in week two--- so it's anybody's game.

You can listen live by clicking on the lovely button at the top of this post. You can CALL IN TO WIN at 646-716-8102. You can still compete in the chat but you are at a disadvantage due to the delay. And as ever if you can't listen live you can always enjoy the fun by listening to the show in archives by clicking the player on my sidebar.


Tonight we'll have a mix of audio clips and regular questions covering music, movies and TV. I might throw some 'general' trivia in too--you just never know ;-)


The format for answering will be to call out your NAME not "Me" LOLOL. The first name I hear will have the first chance to answer.


I will award up to three prizes depending on how many players we have.


And mad props go to the co-sponsor of this weeks Trivia Challenge--the always fabulous Mr. Fabulous. Going above and beyond the call of duty not only is Fabby providing some awesome music clips for me but he's offered some of Pandora's yummy soaps as part of the prize package.

He'll be stirring up BlogTalkRadio at 7 PM ET on Pointless Drivel Live with his lovely co-host Cami Kaos. That's sure to be a great time as Cami is as we speak finding a member of her family to start trouble. *giggling*


I must also give a big shout out to our newest BTR buddy Shiny of Shiny Talks Too Much. He sent me a buttload of audio clips for the show today. His next show is set for Tuesday at 9 PM ET where he'll discussing blogging with Adam Ostrow of the 200,000 member blog community Mindsay.


Sunday is just filled with BlogTalkRadio goodness babies as the irrepressible Kyra ratchets up the hotness with her new radio show The Kyra Sutra. Still in testing mode she's on at 3 PM ET today with her special guest Special K with stories of virginity lost.



And if you can't make it to play trivia on the show come join me and a few other like minded folks at the TurnbabyTalks Trivia Challenge on FunTrivia.com

I hope y'all can make it---it should be a ton of fun.


Smooches and gropes babies!!