Saturday, March 29, 2008

If I Were

Hey y'all

In keeping with my new resolve I bring you this fun Meme I snagged from Sanni at It's Sanni-licious. Saturday seemed a good time to do this one as my brain is not recovered from the week that was yet and this was easy to do.



If I were a direction I’d be… South

If I were furniture I’d be… A Featherbed

If I were a liquid I’d be… Honey

If I were a sin I’d be… Lust*giggle* Yeah --I know--who'd have guessed

If I were a gem/stone I’d be… Pearl.

If I were a metal I’d be… Silver.

If I were a tree I’d be… Chestnut.

If I were a fruit I’d be… a fresh fig, perfectly ripe.

If I were a flower I’d be… a rose.

If I were weather I’d be… sunshine, warm and inviting.

If I were a music instrument I’d be… a piano.

If I were an element I’d be… fire.

If I were a colour I’d be… ocean blue.

If I were an animal I’d be… a purring cat.

If I were a sound I’d be… waves gently breaking on the shore.

If I were a lyric I’d be… “All we need is Love"

If I were a song I’d be…Crazy Love--Van Morrison.

If I were a music type I’d be… really good warm jazz.

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… por amour by Clarins.

If I were a feeling I’d be… euphoria.

If I were a book I’d be…In The Garden Of Good And Evil--John Berendt

If I were food I’d be… watermelon.

If I were a city I’d be… Charleston, South Carolina USA.

If I were a taste I’d be… delectable.

If I were a scent I’d be… roses and jasmine.

If I were a word I’d be… luscious.

If I were a verb I’d be… giggle.

If I were an object I’d be… pillow.

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… a favorite pair of jeans.

If I were a body part I’d be… a breast!

If I were an facial expression I’d be… a smile

If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Jessica Rabbit--"I'm not bad I'm just drawn that way".

If I were a movie I’d be… Love, Actually

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… a circle.

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… summer.

If I were a sentence I’d be… You are welcome sugar.




Hmmmm I haven't tagged anyone in a while----I think I'll tag Anndi, Travis, Shiny, Dixie, Metalmom and Bond.....and anyone else who'd like to play;-)

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And UGH I am actually put in the position of rooting for U of L to win today--no way do I root for UNC--unless they are playing Duke ;-)


Smooches and some lazy Saturday gropin' babies!

19 comments:

Lizza said...

Ooohh, you do sound delectable. Love you as the movie, especially!

Turnbaby said...

Lizza: I'd LOVE to see your responses on this one.

shiny said...

If I were a direction I’d be… "If you've reached the 7-Eleven, you've gone too far."

If I were furniture I’d be… an Ikea entertainment system.

If I were a liquid I’d be… Green Tea Frappucino. No whipped cream.

If I were a sin I’d be… gluttony. Sweet, sweet gluttony...

If I were a gem/stone I’d be… cubic zirconium.

If I were a metal I’d be… Sodium.

If I were a tree I’d be… one of those mock cell-phone tower trees.

If I were a fruit I’d be… ripe.

If I were a flower I’d be… thorny.

If I were weather I’d be… sleet.

If I were a music instrument I’d be… a harpsichord.

If I were an element I’d be… seaborgium.

If I were a colour I’d be… #5F9EA0.

If I were an animal I’d be… I am an animal. But if I were a different one? a new world monkey.

If I were a sound I’d be… a quiet, country road. First thing in the morning. With the sound of a truck barely audible at a great distance in the background.

If I were a lyric I’d be… Cold is cold / Brother when you make a stand / If you don't like your cards / Draw another hand. (I'll be quite impressed if anyone else gets this one...)

If I were a song I’d be: Watching the Detectives - Elvis Costello and the Attractions

If I were a music type I’d be… alternative rock. Not the mass-marketed bullshit that became corporate "rock alternative" in the mid-1990s. No. We're talking about the stuff that makes PJ Harvey sound like Gloria Estefan.

If I were a perfume/cologne I’d be… expensive. And scarce. And highly effective.

If I were a feeling I’d be… fear of getting caught.

If I were a book I’d be… Night of the Avenging Blowfish - John Welter

If I were food I’d be… Fettucine Alfredo.

If I were a city I’d be… Chapel Hill, NC.

If I were a taste I’d be… Spicy.

If I were a scent I’d be… smelly.

If I were a word I’d be… phagocytosis.

If I were a verb I’d be… predicating.

If I were an object I’d be… Again, I am an object. And I like it that way...

If I were a piece of clothing I’d be… Natalie Portman's undergarments. There. I said it.

If I were a body part I’d be… a pelvis.

If I were an facial expression I’d be… wide expression of surprise

If I were a cartoon character I’d be… Bender from "Futurama."

If I were a movie I’d be… This is Spinal Tap.

If I were a geometrical figure I’d be… a Star of Lakshimi.

If I were one of the 4 seasons I’d be… Frankie Valli. No question.

If I were a sentence I’d be… Life without the possibility of parole.

This was fun!

And I'm afraid I'll be rooting for UNC -- it comes from working there in the student services field for two years in the late '90s...

Turnbaby said...

Shiny: I meant for you to post it on our blog sugar but I'll take it here

Matt-Man said...

TB: Tree...A Chest-Nut. How appropriate. Cheers!!

Turnbaby said...

Matty: I somehow just knew you'd get that one;-)

Southern Sage said...

Watermelon??
Going to plant them today!!
Love them all.
the last one especially, that or Thank you Sugar
but I sometimes replace Sugar with Sunshine.
Good answers

Mo said...

I'll bet when you say, "You're welcome, sugar" it sounds like purring.

And I love it that you're honey for your liquid!

Travis said...

Thanks for the tag. I'll put this one in the queue.

Karl said...

I can totally see you as Jessica Rabbit. In fact, it's hard to figure out who I'd rather sleep with.

Turnbaby said...

Southern Sage: Well thank you sugar. And yes watermelon cause the best way to eat it is to take it in both hands and dive in, letting the juice dribble down your chin


Mo: I little bit;-) I started to put Bourbon but my headache wouldn't let me*giggling* You should do this one!!

Trav:I can't wait to see your answers.


Karl: Why pick? LOL

nursemyra said...

crazy love is a great song

Turnbaby said...

Nursemyra: Hi! It's one of my very favorite love songs----it wraps around you like a soft silk scarf. Thank you for stopping by.

Southern Sage said...

Thats how it works?? ;)~

Just eat the heart....... add salt.

I'll haveta mail you one!

Turnbaby said...

SouthernSage: Oooo sounds yummy

DutchBitch said...

I can totally see you as Jessica Rabbit!!!

Turnbaby said...

Dutchy: Hee hee except blonde!

Anndi said...

I'm game... says the prey.

SMOOCH

Turnbaby said...

Angelbaby: It's a nice little thing for the weekend. Smooch